Here Are 25 Dilchasp Shower Thoughts. 

1. Vampires sirf aap ka khoon Vitamin D ke liye choostay hain kyunkay woh khud dhoop mein nahi ja saktay.
2. Mujhe yaqeen hai ke zyadatar baray jo mujhse kehte thay ke wiki qabil-e-etbaar nahi hai, ab viral Facebook posts ko apni khabron ka zariya bana chuke hain.
3. P*rn websites ko videos dekhnay ke baad website chhodne walon ki tadad ke mutabiq videos ko tarteeb deni chahiye.
4. Kaash mere paas bhi Mario Kart ki tarah meri bhoot ki shakal hoti jo subah kaam ke liye waqt par taiyar hoti, taake mujhe pata chale ke main late to nahi ho raha.
5. Bruce Wayne ke walidain ka qatal Gotham ke liye behtareen waqea tha.
6. Aapka mustaqbil ka aap khud ko yaadon ke zariye abhi dekh raha hai.
7. Main un bahadur mardon aur aurton ka shukriya ada karna chahta hoon jo bohot pehle mar gaye ye maloom karte hue ke kaun se poday khanay ke qaabil hain aur kaun se nahi. Aur phir un logon ka jo kehte thay, “ye poday ziada khanay ke qaabil nahi hain, aaiye inhe aag laga kar dhuan inhale karte hain.”
8. [Texting aur driving se 4 mein se 1 car hadsa hota hai] Log: “Mere saath aisa nahi hoga.” [Powerball jeetne ka imkan 292 million mein se 1 hai] Log: “Kabhi nahi keh sakte.”
9. Lottery iska behtareen misaal hai ke agar sab log chand dollars ikattha karein, to kitna bara kaam kiya ja sakta hai.
10. George R.R. Martin kisi bhi actor ke liye sex manzar likh sakte hain jo woh show mein nanga dekhna chahte hain.
11. Log mujhse zehni tor par zyada behas karte hain asal zindagi mein nahi.
12. Agar aap condom afford nahi kar sakte, to aap bilkul bhi condom ke bagair afford nahi kar sakte.
13. Kuch nahi kehta “khoraak ki zanjeer ka sab se ooncha darja” jaise squid-ink calamari pasta: aap ek aur janwar ko kha rahe hain aur usay uski defense mechanism se masala lagaya ja raha hai.
14. Mashhoor Alien humare liye waisa hi hai jaise hum bandaron ke liye: chhota, zard, bebal, bada sir, aur samajh se bahar ki technology. Hum bhi unhen medical experiments ke liye utha lete hain.
15. Ek hoshiyar shakhs ke saath behas jeetna mushkil hai, magar ek bewakoof ke saath behas jeetna na-mumkin hai.
16. Google maps ko “Scenic!” route ka option hona chahiye jab hum jaldi mein nahi hote aur sirf safar ka lutf uthana chahte hain.
17. Google ke mere tamam sawalon ka jawab pehle se dene ka amal ye batata hai ke meri tamam masail kitne ghair asal hain.
18. Pens aur lighters ke darmiyan, Bic un logon ki wajah se dheron paisa bana raha hai jo apni cheezen kho dete hain.
19. Aapki zindagi ke pehle atharah saal ek free trial ki tarah hain, aur uske baad ye pay to play hai.
20. Bacteria ke evolution ki wajah se, waqt mein aage safar karna aapko maar sakta hai, aur waqt mein peechay safar karna sabko maar sakta hai.
21. Main sochta hoon ke mera kutta mujhe kya naam diya hoga.
22. Babysitting nojawanon ko baray mehsoos karne ka tareeqa hai jab ke baray log bahar jaate hain taake woh nojawan mehsoos kar sake in.
23. Maine kabhi koi andha shakhs kisi awaami Braille sign ko parhte hue nahi dekha.
24. Hamara aakhri maqsad yeh hai ke jitne mumkin ho sake utne logon ko khush rakhna jab tak hum zinda hain aur jab hum mar jayen to jitne mumkin ho utne logon ko udaas karna.
25. Dorona khawab ajeeb hota hai. Aapka dimagh musannif, nazir, aur cinema hota hai ek horror movie ka jis ki script shayad aap dekhte hue likhi ja rahi hai.